Comments on: Top 5 AVGN Quotes of 2010

By: DevenGreen

DevenGreen — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 17:06:56 +0000

my favorite is either the logic is for pussies quote from the friday the 13th review or the quote about the 5200 controller looking like a phone used to talk to “Flying Fuckernauts or Astrobastards.”

By: Dodge Ostrander

Dodge Ostrander — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 01:03:54 +0000

and of course, “It’s a clubberfuck!”

By: Dodge Ostrander

Dodge Ostrander — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 01:02:02 +0000

“Okay, that would never happen today! That’s like if Sony said, ‘Okay! We’re going to come out with this new expansion module for the Playstation 3; you’re going to be able to play Xbox games on it!’ *Poker Face* There would be lawsuits up the ass!”

Hahaha. That kind of stupidity back then makes me wonder, a: Atari didn’t know about this putrid fucksuck, or b: lawyers weren’t invented by the government yet..

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By: MegaPhilX

MegaPhilX — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 16:44:04 +0000

My favorites from 2010:

From the Game Glitches video:
“It’s a clubberfuck!”
That one makes me burst out laughing everytime. ( :

From the Zelda II video:
“What’s that? A huh… humm Gaikerkawnsomen? *WRONG* A rock…”
I love how the name you made up is so random and yet, could exist as one of the enemy names from back then. ( :

By: The Judge

The Judge — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 08:56:24 +0000

From your revisit to Back to the Future:
“You fuckin’ processing, stop being so BLAST!”

I laugh every time I hear it.

By: icehead

icehead — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 02:37:55 +0000

My favorite, actually, was delivered not by you, but by the Glitch Gremlin: “Oh, Clubber Lang, that could be a good one, let’s see what else I got up my sleeves, oop, I’m not wearing any, but for my final showstopper… feast your eyes… on THIS!”

Why hasn’t the Glitch Gremlin become a recurring character on the show? Seriously, bring that little bugger back for more!

Oh yeah, and I forgot about Pong consoles: “That’s why they made a home Pong console, so you could play it at home. And then, there was another one. And another one! And another one! And another one! And another one! And another one! There was like nine million fucking Pong consoles!” I had a good laugh at that. And another one. And another one. And another one…

By: QuartrGuy

QuartrGuy — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 01:50:52 +0000

My favorite quote was near the end of the Back to the Future Re-Revisited episode…when the Nerd realized that there was…
“A GOOD Back to the Future game…? Somebody made a GOOD Back to the Future game?? And it was only in JAPAN!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING WORLD!? We get THESE shitty games (holds up the NES and Genesis games), but not THAT one!? Like, what the hell? W-why would you do that? It’s GOOD! I mean, it’s not GREAT, but it’s the best God damn Back to the Future game I ever played; it’s actually a GAME! Why bury the gem and dig up the turd!? Innocent people have suffered through these fucking fuck-heaps! People have developed fuck-it-itis from this shit! People have gone on to live horrible lives kicking babies in the balls! If you would have gone back in time and said to people, ‘Hey, hey, there’s a GOOD Back to the Future game. Put this shit down, and go to Japan!’, they would have looked at you like you were telling them to go teabag a goat on the surface of Mars. Well, thank you for taking a fuckin’ shit on us all.”

By: Samhain22

Samhain22 — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 16:45:08 +0000

I loved the one on Nightmare on Elm Street where he cloned himself

The Nerd: Hey wait wait wait wait I just cloned myself. I’m in a dream and I can do whatever I want so why don’t we all just stop playing this fucking game.
Nerd Clones: Yeah!
The Nerd: So to hell with that shit!
Nerd Clone 1: Yeah to hell with that DAMN shit!
Nerd Clone 2: To hell with that DAMN FUCKING shit!
Nerd Clone 3: TO HELL WITH THAT GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT!
Nerd Clone 2: Relax…

By: misfit_ex

misfit_ex — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 16:09:18 +0000

1. DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE the better…fucking piece of deformed and bloody diarrhea!!!!!!

By: TheRandomGamer

TheRandomGamer — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 01:59:57 +0000

My fav quote is… wait for it *dramatic drum roll*… IT’S TIME TO START DROPPIN SOME F BOMBS! and that huge string of curse words at the end of his godzilla review