Comments on: AVGN: Schwarzenegger Games https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/ Sun, 31 Jul 2016 19:40:10 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.5.3 By: Don Skiver https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-202011 Sun, 31 Jul 2016 19:40:10 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-202011 You know I don’t understand what the hell possesses him to beat these shitty ass games…they are so fucking broken! But you know what? I appreciate it every time he does because I feel like I can close a page in my childhood. I’ll never have to wonder what the end of this shitty game will look like, and I’ll never have to punish myself to see it. Thank you nerd.

]]> By: gamelover200 https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-180216 Sun, 07 Jun 2015 14:31:31 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-180216 “What happens if you press down? Take a guess. You think duck? *laugh* no, it jumps. You press down to jump! Whoever came with that idea is a real c0ckersucker. Suck c0ck”

Love that quote.

]]> By: DoubleBlazzed https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-175223 Fri, 20 Feb 2015 12:28:29 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-175223 BALLS

]]> By: Benjamin Nicholson https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-174531 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 12:03:44 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-174531 Wow three really bad movie tie in games on NES not made by LJN…..guess the rainbow of shit didnt want to mess with Arnie…Stick around!!!

]]> By: legacy81 https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-166525 Wed, 22 Oct 2014 00:41:05 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-166525 Hahaha i laughed good when nerd got pissed and was ‘seeing red’….good stuff

]]> By: Weldin Dunn https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-166175 Sat, 18 Oct 2014 20:55:15 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-166175 Commando looks IDENTICAL to Ikari Warriors. What’s funny is you said the main character in ikari warriors was Rambo, but the other guy was commando. Ha!

]]> By: Don Skiver https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-154017 Sun, 30 Mar 2014 05:30:09 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-154017 “Hhnnngg!! I gotta beat this game before I have a fucking heart attack!!” That line fucking kills me every time. 😀

]]> By: Mike Kemble Greene https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-152075 Mon, 24 Feb 2014 19:06:07 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-152075 11:22 “I’d rather have a SOSquatch sit its ass on my face…” haha, I love this take.

]]> By: Peter A https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-151323 Thu, 06 Feb 2014 06:42:23 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-151323 That Conan game actually looks a lot like dark castle. Look at the way the enemies move, the art style, the overall shitiness. I think Star Wars NES might have somehow borrowed from DC as well.

]]> By: lance2011 https://cinemassacre.com/2012/07/23/avgn-schwarzenegger-games/#comment-151208 Mon, 03 Feb 2014 21:48:52 +0000 http://cinemassacre.com/?p=17828#comment-151208 I sopized he didn’t see the fact that Last Action Hero was also on the SNES their was an Ture Lies game on the SNES and he never pointed out The Terminator games on the SNES were LJN tiles and I reminder he give one an OK. Until Maximum Carnage it was the only time I remember him calling an LJN game not shit.

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