He’s trying to make a Greek gyro (spelling: γύρος, literally means “turn” or “round”, also called “souvlaki”), which is arguably the most popular street food in Greece (although most people order and eat it at home).

The original version does not use kebab meat but either pork or chicken, which are about a million times tastier than the typical kebab rolls you’ll find in the US or the UK.

Hence the comment about “you want me to go to fucking Greece” in the end.

I never understood this. He makes him (um, it?) a kebab roll? How is that anything like gyro?

It seems completely random. I think it happens to most of us.