I Live Behind the Couch – Song by Kyle Justin

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LYRICS

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“I LIVE BEHIND THE COUCH”

Don’t question my necessity.

Feed me, I survive on just rice and beans.

Eager to see the world beyond this couch,

but you neglected me, trapped me …

…and killed me

So now I’m bitter and I have rage.

In return, I bestow the title Nintendo dork

A small penance, for you returned me my life.

But I’m sick of hearing you rant and pontificate, forgetting to…..

…feed me

Don’t question me.

Nintendo dork.

I live behind the couch.

Don’t question me.

Nintendo dork.

I live behind the couch.

I live, I live, I live behind the couch.

My space may be small, but I call it home.

Cause I don’t need much, just a place to lay my head.

And I got my posters and a couple albums.

A new hat would be nice, but at least give me something to eat.

Cause I want to be in front of the couch someday.

I need to eat really healthy.

Some vegetables and some chicken noodle soup.

Maybe I should go jogging, nevermind, jogging’s too hard. I’m sweating like an animal.

You fucking Nintendo dork.

Don’t question me.

I live behind the couch.

I want to be in front of the couch.

Take a stroll to the side of the couch,

and maybe even look out a window.

Can I get a burrito?

Fuck there’s a pesky mosquito.

I live behind the couch.

I live, fucking Nintendo dork.

I live, I live behind the couch.

I live behind the couch.

Fucking Nintendo dork.

I live behind the couch.